● B R I T I S H ●

[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X-Factor.
[ ] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] It's football... not soccer.

Total: 3/9

● POLISH ●

[x] You love good and solid food.
[ ] You're a strict catholic.
[ ] You have a very bright eyecolor
[x] you don't care about many things
[ ] you're a full family man.
[ ] You love to discuss
[x] You are quick to take offense
[ ] You speak some polish or russian

Total: 3/8

● A U S T R A L I A N ●

[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard Barbie.
[ ] You know a Barbie is not a doll. [ wait what. My mind is not cooperating with me right now.]
[x] You love the beach.
[x] sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic
[x] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[x] You have an Australian something.

Total: 4/10

● I T A L I A N ●

[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[x] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10".
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is.
[ ] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[ ] You talk a lot with your hands.

Total: 4/11

● S P A N I S H ●

[x] You say member instead of remember.
[x] You speak Spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[x] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is. (LOLOL OHGOD. I DO)
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[x] You know what platanos are.

Total: 8/9 (Shit, son. LOL)

● R U S S I A N ●

[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha
[ ] You get cold easily.
[ ] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[ ] You can easily make do with the cold weather. (Hate cold weather. :C)


Total: 1/7

● I R I S H ●

[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murphy, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, ->an<-, in, ry, ly, y or L.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the colour green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have red hair. (I WISH.)
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[x] Your family get together always include drinking and singing.

Total: 3/10

● A F R I C A N A M E R I C A N ●

[ ] You say nigganukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can sing gospel.

Total: 2/9

● A S I A N ●

[ ] You have slanty small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math. (meh.)
[ ] You have played the piano.
[x] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
[x] You like bubble cup.
Total: 4/9 (WHOA, I'M NOT ASIAN ENOUGH..?)

● G E R M A N ●

[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[ ] You speak some German.
[ ] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you.
[ ] You went to Pre-school
[ ] You're over 5'2".

Total:3/7

● C A N A D I A N ●

[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some French
[x] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[x] You watch/watched Degrassi. (That show is so stupid. LOL)

Total: 3/8

● A M E R I C A N ●

[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You have had an abortion.
[ ] But love the penalty.
[x] You don't read.
[x] You shop at Wal-Mart.
[ ] You think this survey is rather biased.

Total: 3/8 (OH, REALLY?)

● B E L G I A N ●

[ ] You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[x] You like french fries.
[x] You think Belgian chocolate rules.
[ ] You know that the official best beer in the world is Belgian.
[ ] You speak both Dutch and French.
[x] You like Belgian waffles.
[ ] You call a pub or bar a café.
[ ] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[ ] You drive/own a French or German car.
[ ] You have a lot of comments on your government.

Total: 3/10

● D U T C H ●

[x] You like the colour orange. (IT'S COLOR. FFUUUU)
[ ] You are a football enthusiast.
[ ] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[x] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[x] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[ ] You have a cheerful nature.
[x] You like the sea.
[ ] You are good at building handwork projects.
[ ] You tend to favour the megalomania.

Total: 4/9

● A R A B ●

[ ] You are a patriot.
[ ] You say "3ngleezy" instead of "english".
[ ] You laugh at other accents, especially Egyptian.
[ ] You beckon at things with your forehead or eyes.
[ ] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food.
[x] You are tanned
[x] You have a black hair.
[ ] Your last name starts with " Al " or " bin "
[x] You like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes.
[x] You dislike reading.

Total: 3/10

I'M MORE MEXICAN THAN ASIAN. OHWOW. LOL. I feel somewhat proud though. lolputo.